In my day job, one of my primary responsibilities is to hire people to perform tasks that a monkey would find unchallenging. The problem is, I have a hard time finding people as smart as a monkey.
I was training a new guy the other day, and the topic somehow drifted to my doctor. I was singing her praises, as she is smarter than House MD.
The guy asked, “What kind of doctor is she?”
I responded, “An Internist.”
He said, “Well, tell her to hang in there. She’ll get full time eventually.”