My nephew and I recently flew to Los Angeles to spend the weekend with the hilarious comedian and podcaster, Adam Carolla. It was a once in a lifetime experience. He is exactly the same in person as he is when broadcasting, a human punch line factory.
When we were checking into the hotel, the desk clerk looked at my nephew and said, “You’re one King, right?”
Silver tongued devil that I am, I blurted out, “No, we’re two Queens!”
Quickly realizing my poor choice of words, I made a ham-fisted attempt to reel it back in by exclaiming, “What I mean is, we WANT two Queens!”